Shhh dads, please, keep it down!

Go back inside the sports bar, onto the golf course, into your fishing boats, or downstairs into your man cave.  I realize there are only a few places men spend their time, but hide wherever you can, lest the brain trust at Baby Einstein figure out that there is indeed such a thing as a man cave, or that dads even exist.  Don’t blow this, or you might end up having to (swallow hard) raise your children. 

Think I exaggerate?  I dare you to visit babyeinstein.com and try to find a dad cuddling-with-child.  Although I can’t say I covered every page, I did come across one lone male somewhere buried in the “For parents” section.  However, the ratio must be something like 1,000,000-to-1.

Either Baby Einstein is run entirely by women, or a by management staff who foolishly believes women make all purchase decisions, or their stock photography database simply includes no males.  Who am I kidding, it’s probably all of the above.

Albert Einstein’s name is synonymous with intelligence, but I think even he’d be scratching his head over this stuff.